You might be wondering why I called this post No More Robert. So it all started when we went out for our 3 month anniversary. It was all well, we were talking about football. I know, I know, but this is what a good girlfriend does. All of a sudden, when the waitress gave our desserts, Robert looked at her. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? HE LOOKED AT HER!!! That made me so mad, but I'm a girl, and girls don't show their emotions. So I said poliliety, "Girl, get out of my face." And when she left, I told Robertt, "So, now you're going to go on a three month anniversary trip with her and not me?" And then he gave me the most unreasonable answer ever. He said, "Well, I needed to say thank you! Do you want me to look at the wall and say thank you?" So I said, "This is so over. Like, I'm done. Like, I can't even..." Then I stormed off. But then I turned around, grabbed my dessert, then stormed away. And then I turned back again and said, "You're paying for this. And thank you for the meal. It was lovely." And then I stormed off and called my limo driver. And apparently, he QUIT! Like, according to him, I was acting like a big brat, so he quit. Like who says that?! About MOI?! So I called Daddy. He was in a big meeting. So I called Mommy. She was shopping. So I called Chloe. She told me to get lost. So I called Zak. He didn't answer because he was playing football with his friends. So I entered the restaurant again, and told Robert, "Because you did all this to me, you have to drive me home." He gave me a weird look, put some cash on the table, and then walked out the restaurant without saying a word. I gasped. How dare he?! After the shabby way he treated me. So, I called my butler. And I said that if he didn't get here in the next minute, I would fire him. So guess what he did?! HE QUIT!!!! So I ended up just calling my friend and having her bring me home. I'm not supposed to be sad or anything because I'm not one of those moody people. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! WE BROKE UP!!!! I have the worst life ever. Anyway, toodles!
~Cecilia
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Vanilla
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