Oh my gosh, girl, it's spring break. And do you know what that means? House FULL of screaming kids. Zak is outside with his football friends, playing football. And even with all the doors and windows closed, I can still here them. And when they come in, they leave muddy footprints all over the house. Then, they sweat on EVERYTHING. It's totes gross, girl! And Zak is just like, sorry. But even though it sounds like he really means it, APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED. Anyway, let's talk about how annoying Chloe is now. So she has some really spoiled friends come over EVERY SINGLE DAY, and they just yell, scream, play with their Barbies, watch a bunch of dumb TV shows, and eat a bunch of chips and candy. It's so annoying. Like, hon, you don't even know what I'm going through. Who knew that a bunch of first graders can scream so loud and so high-pitched that they could shatter my perfume bottle, that's made out of glass. Good thing it cost only $800! It's a good thing they didn't break my expensive perfume bottles. Anyway, when they play with their Barbies, they watch their dumb TV shows. And they sing along with their dumb TV shows. And I'm just trying to curl my hair. And they are so bad at singing, that I almost burned my hair off trying to curl it because I was so startled when one girl sang so high-pitched and loud that it broke a window. IT WAS MY WINDOW. I jumped back and stormed into the living room, where they were in. They literally jumped out of their seats when they saw me, with my half curled have straight hair, holding the curling iron in my hand, glaring at them. When I screamed at them to shut up, and they didn't even say anything, they just stared up at me with big eyes. They stammered yes, and they nodded so wildly and fast, that I thought their heads were going to fall off. Then I stormed back upstairs to finish curling my hair. When I was done, I decided that I wanted a snack. So I went downstairs to the kitchen and got some kale from our huge refrigerator. I'll include a picture of it below. (I didn't take a picture of it because Chloe broke my camera, so I found it online, so that's why it says the website link on the bottom of the picture) (Whats in that refrigerator is not in our refrigerator) So after I ate my delicious kale and washed it down with a glass of sparkling water, I went back upstairs, to find all of my makeup products stolen by Chloe and her friends! I stormed into their room, and glared at them. They had the worst makeovers, EVER. There was lipstick on their foreheads, eyeliner on their lips, eyeshadow on their noses, blush on their necks, and girl, I'm not even going to tell you where all of my brushes and other makeup products were. I took my makeup products and left the brushes, because, girl, I didn't want them anymore. Then I went to go buy more brushes. When I came back, I found them jumping on my bed. So I told them to get lost, and I had one of my servants go out and buy me a new doorknob that could lock and could only be opened with a key. When he came back, I had him take my doorknob out and put the new doorknob in. Then I took the key from him and put it in my pocket. Then, I had him paint my door purple. And then Chloe and her friends thought it would be funny to put their hand prints all over my door when it was still wet from the paint. So, that's why I decided to pack up and leave for one of our vacation homes in Hawaii with Robert. Toodles!
~Cecilia
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