My Bratty Little Sister

O.M.G. Have I told you about my bratty little sister yet? NO?!?!?!?! Hon, you are in for a LONG story!! I mean, like, she's TOTES bratty. I'm like TOTES fab, and she just ruins my life! I'm awesome FAB, but she's the opposite. Do you know the opposite of fab? No? Wow.... I'm not going to waste my time explaining. It's just... too much. Her name is Chloe, and she is SO ANNOYING!!! She kicks me in the shins all the time and once I even found one of her BRATTY friends in my bathroom! Her annoying bratty friend had used up all my lotion!!! And it is VERY expensive lotion. I mean, like, TOTES EXPENSIVE!! I spent a whole weeks allowance on it! $400 down the drain! Anyway, after that little "incident", I convinced Mommy and Daddy to give me a raise on my allowance. They offered $200 more! SQUEE!!!! SO AWESOME!!! That means my WEEKLY allowance is now $600!!!!! I can buy a new dress and matching shoes! Cool, right? Ok, back to my bratty little sister Chloe. She has this annoying high-pitched voice! Every time she says something, my TOTES ADORBS hair stands up! LITERALLY! I mean, it stood up so much last time that I had to put a lot of gel and hair spray in it just to keep it down. My hair looked terrible that day, and I felt like everyone was laughing at my hair. And since I had to put so much gel and hair spray in my hair, I didn't have time to plan my outfit, so I had to just grab a disgusting $100 dress and $150 pair of shoes. Everyone just stared at me while I sashayed down the hall. I can't blame them, because I mean, who wears that cheap clothes?! Like, that's just totes embarassing. And when she shrieks, something that's made of glass breaks! Hon, I'm not even exaggerating! I was just texting on my NEW phone and she shrieked because she saw a spider, and my phone shattered and broke. Daddy and Mommy were so mad at ME, and I had to pay for my new phone MYSELF!! I mean like, why would they do that to me?! It cost me 2 weeks allowance! I mean, seriously, hon?! And they weren't even mad at Chloe! And she also got a raise in her allowance! And she didn't even do anything! And they expect me to help Chloe with her homework! And how am I supposed to know 1st grade homework?! That was a long time ago (10 years), so how can they expect me to remember stuff like that?! RIGHT?! Like, how do you even remember stuff from 10 years ago?! Like, sorry hon, but nobody has such good memory! I have to go now, because my bratty sister is calling for me and I do not want her to start shrieking, because I just got a new EXPENSIVE Dell laptop. It's a really good laptop, but I don't know what the brand is! I meam, like SERIOUSLY?! #RUDE, am I right?! Of course I'm right, I'm always right. But why do I keep finding these products with no names?! Oh well, what matters is the quality of the product, and all of the products I find with no names are really good products! Anyway, bye, my fans!

~Cecilia

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