PARENTS AND TEACHERS, UGH

My New Dress

What up, HON?????? I am SO annoyed at my parents right now. They won't give me my weeks allowance yet, and I spent all of last week's allowance on a $400 dollar designer dress. My parents are like, TOTES screaming at me for no reason now, even though I look TOTALLY FAB in that dress. They don't understand my TOTES FAB fashion sense!! They have the worst fashion sense ever! My mom wears a.... (swallows vomit) turtleneck and jeans!!!!!! And my dad... don't even get me started on my DAD!!!!! He wears a... plain white t-shirt and jeans! Do people have a sense of fashion these days, just look at their... so called... outfit! And me, well I wear TOTALLY FAB CLOTHES, so I don't need to explain what I wear. Anyway, now I'm stuck on this spelling worksheet. My ugly teacher told me that for my homework, I had to spell sceince scince science. I mean, like, who knows how to spell THAT word?! Like, sorry hon, but I'm only in 11th grade, and to spell that word, I have to be in like, COLLEGE!! I'm going to tell Daddy to pay the school a lot of money to fire that teacher. (flips hair) Cuz I'm like, totally so rich, so I get to use it for lots of stuff, like firing people, buying companies, etc.. So I'm eating this candy called Warheads, but I don't know the brand. Sad, right?! They should write the brand name on the wrapper. Like, seriously?! Anyway, I gotta go buy some new shoes at the mall now! Toodles, my superbly awesome fans! I'm almost to 1,000,000 fans! (jk, but I do hope so!)

XOXO,
Cecilia           

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My Unnamed Candy

My TOTES Hard Spelling Worksheet